HOLY FUCK it's your LIVING ROOM




Of all the GLORIOUS SIGHTS and BEAUTIFUL BONERS in the world, this ain't much. It's your standard SHITTY APARTMENT LIVING ROOM in NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. You MOTHERFUCKER.
  1. Poke your DICK AND BALLS out on the BALCONY?
  2. How about your COMPUTER? with an internet connection, it's porn TWENTY-FOUR/SEVEN
  3. Well, there's always PORN-INDUCED SEIZURES in front of the BIG FAT TV