SEXUAL MISCONDUCT IN THE SECOND DEGREE




Well, as if that one NEEDED TO BE CALLED. You JERKED YOURSELF SO DIZZY you fell off your FAT BALCONY and into the BUSHES near where a GAGGLE OF KIDS were playing. Now you're in LOCKDOWN, under SEXUAL MISCONDUCT CHARGES.

Well, that was hardly WORTH IT.

You lose.

JERK YOURSELF back to the BEGINNING ...



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