In your STUPID APARTMENT ENTRYWAY Ah, home sweet MOTHERFUCKING home. The familiar smells of Aqua Velva and WARM PISS fill your nostrils. There's SHIT on the FLOOR, and quite FRANKLY, right now you don't GIVE A SHIT. It's time to JERK. GOD BLESS AMERICA! What's up, DOC? Head off into the MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN POKE YOUR DUMB DICK in the hallway Look for something to JERK ON in the living room