Do the BATHROOM JERK Well, well, well. How many times have you JERKED in this STINKY, FILTHY FUCKING BATHROOM? Too many times to COUNT, you PRICK. So let's INCREASE THE COUNT BY ONE. Don't FUCK THIS UP, pal. Want to WANK IT in the TUB? What about the TOILET? You could always SLAM YOUR NUTS on the SINK Hmm, the CATBOX looks STRANGELY APPEALING